i already forget how i used to feel about you

ladies and gentleman, i present to you pav, the incredible advocate. trial advo has never been so fun. his sarcasm is overwhelming you won't believe it. as my tutor says, most entertaining trial by far. with the combined hysteria and sardonic humour between us, we have enough drama to win us more golden globes than desperate housewives.


top5 pav moments
1. during my cross-examination of his witness (chong) he suddenly says "objection, counsel is leading the witness"(err..yea..that's my job darling...)


2. "Mr. Chong, is it true that you had $50 000 in your office?" "objection your honour!" (hello, its a non-issue pav..)


3. "chong's statement is incredible? bawa's statement is -rolls eyes- in my humble and small opinion ur honour *sigh* -puts hand on heart- the incredible one -raised eyebrow-" (wth.)


4. "the prosecution keeps saying that my poor Chong is blind. i wonder what the prosecution has against short-sighted people" (HUH?!)


5. this is the best. the classic. check this out. during my closing statement, i say"your honour, a 5yr old child knows that-" i am rudely interrupted with a "objection your honour, how can the defence know what a 5yr old know?" (FAINTS)


the entire trial was peppered with incidents of the tutor and i staring at each other, dumbfounded because we don't know how to react to pav's incessant objections. well at least he didn't pull the "objection your honour, i'm bored" stance.


hats off to the advocate who downs e33 before a trial. by the way, sexy goatee you have there. *)