i already forget how i used to feel about you

from a blog junren forwarded to me

• "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

• "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill"

• I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

• "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

• "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

• "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

• "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln

• "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

• "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

• "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

• "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

• "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response

• "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

• "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

• "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

• "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

• "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."Paul Keating

• "He had delusions of adequacy."Walter Kerr

• "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."Jack E. Leonard

• "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."Robert Redford

• "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."Thomas Brackett Reed

• "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

• "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."Charles, Count Talleyrand

• "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."Forrest Tucker

• "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"Mark Twain

• "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."Mae West

• "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."Oscar Wilde

• "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...For support rather than illumination."Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

• "He has Van Gogh's ear for music."Billy Wilder

posted by me  # 7:56 PM