i already forget how i used to feel about you

interview with the smoking professor

how to light a cigarette
ªžмЇй: says:
he's* damn retarded
ªžмЇй: says:
say he smokes but when given a cigarette he doesnt know how to light it....
ªžмЇй: says:
*faints*
:: euniverse :: says:
huh hows tt possible
:: euniverse :: says:
u just light it la
ªžмЇй: says:
see you might say it but would u know how to?
ªžмЇй: says:
when actually given one
:: euniverse :: says:
isnt it just putting the stick to a flame
ªžмЇй: says:
see you also...
:: euniverse :: says:
den wad
:: euniverse :: says:
u mean the way to hold the lighter?
ªžмЇй: says:
you put it in your mouth la...
:: euniverse :: says:
huh i dun get it
ªžмЇй: says:
1) put unlighted cigarette in mouth
2) light other end with a lighter, simulatneously sucking the end that is in ur mouth
:: euniverse :: says:
so the trick is sucking it simultaneously la
:: euniverse :: says:
what happens if u dun
:: euniverse :: says:
u choke?
ªžмЇй: says:
babe its not a trick
ªžмЇй: says:
no..
ªžмЇй: says:
it doesnt light up
:: euniverse :: says:
ahhh i see
:: euniverse :: says:
interesting

how to smoke
ªžмЇй: says:
but even after you light it there is a way of smoking it
:: euniverse :: says:
how
ªžмЇй: says:
which is part 2 of the trick
ªžмЇй: says:
where you can tell some smokes or he's just a retard holding a lighted roll of tobacco

...

ªžмЇй: says:
right then
ªžмЇй: says:
the general difference between cigarette and cigar smoking is where the smoke travels
ªžмЇй: says:
ok
ªžмЇй: says:
cigarette --> throat / lungs
cigar --> mouth
ªžмЇй: says:
right then
ªžмЇй: says:
so when you smoke a cigarette
ªžмЇй: says:
when you initially suck it ur first puff, majority of the smoke lingers in your mouth
ªžмЇй: says:
what is needed is a subsequent inhalation such that it enters your lungs
ªžмЇй: says:
take note that when this second motion is done the cigarette is not in your mouth
ªžмЇй: says:
following this will be a very noticable exhale where the smoke comes out in a "stream" from the mouth
ªžмЇй: says:
that is proper smoking
ªžмЇй: says:
the pseudo one is akin to cigar smoking...
ªžмЇй: says:
fake smoker keeps it in the mouth and then tries to simulate the "stream" exhale
ªžмЇй: says:
however, what happens is that the smoke comes out in a clump as opposed to a stream

difference in composition between cigars and cigarettes.
:: euniverse :: says:
so cigar is diff frm cigarette?
ªžмЇй: says:
yes
ªžмЇй: says:
cigar is 100% pure tobacco
ªžмЇй: says:
so its very dense and concentrate
ªžмЇй: says:
you cant inhale cigar smoke coz its too thick la
ªžмЇй: says:
well you can try, but its akin to shoving your mouth in a exhaust pipe
:: euniverse :: says:
ok.. haha i didnt know this
ªžмЇй: says:
cigarette tobacco is processed tobacco
:: euniverse :: says:
thank you smoking professor
ªžмЇй: says:
so it can go down easier but we all know that it has 1000001 nonsense in it

differences between the heath risks
:: euniverse :: says:
so cigar is better?
ªžмЇй: says:
tsk tsk
ªžмЇй: says:
hmmm
ªžмЇй: says:
it depends


ªžмЇй: says:
its not which is better, but more of what makes you contract what
ªžмЇй: says:
you're more likely to have mouth cancer with cigar smoking
ªžмЇй: says:
and with cigarette its heart lung and throat diseases, occasionally will nose related ailments arise when the smoker prefers to exhale thru his nose, simulating a dragon
:: euniverse :: says:
so cigar is better la.
ªžмЇй: says:
you can say la....
ªžмЇй: says:
an analogy is like drinking 1% acid consistently
ªžмЇй: says:
as opposed to gargling 99% acid consistently

*the original interview contains information about a few individuals. this interview has been censored and cut for fear of defamation.
*"*ªžмЇй" is azmin.